Midget Sex, Oh and some stuff I did.
Being a midget must be really hard, I’m really short and boy do I hate not getting to the top shelf, but for Peter Dinklage life is grand, much like his astute character from HBO’s top series ‘Game of Thrones’. He won both and Emmy and just recently a Golden Globe for his amazing roll as Tyrion Lannister. I’ve heard a lot of talk about his wife and kids since he has won and also while watching the series developed a minor crush. Mind you I’ve never had a crush on a midget before but Tyrion just steals my heart away with his dashing charm and way with hookers. So I think what is Midget sex like? For no other source than my imagination because I don’t feel like looking up midget porn or watching ‘Little People Big World’ I will explain five reasons why I think midget sex would be amazing.
5. Would you even need to give any effort?
-Seeing how I’m 5’4 and hes I don’t know 4 something he would most likely have to do all the work. Leaving me to enjoy.
4. He’s small so there is not much too it.
-I would imagine pleasing him in the bedroom would be relatively less challenging than a normal man. Little things equals easier to handle.
3. Hands and tight places
-Fisting could never be any easier. Nuff said.
2. The woman’s body
-I can easily say that dwarves would understand the anatomy of the female better just because they have more of an advantage. Any body part could essentially be used in various different ways. With this in mind think of the many ways he can please a woman that you can’t.
1. Inadequacy
-Midget’s, Dwarves, and Hobbits (I wish) all when with a woman of normal size probably feel like they will never be as good as a normal man therefore they try A LOT harder than regular men do. It will go through there heads that a real man could do better so they make up for it in the best ways. ;p
So that’s midget sex for you. Yes. I do wanna fuck Tyrion Lannister. Why? I have no clue so don’t ask. It may be because he is not fucking his sister. Lastly I worked on the screenplay with Joe today and got more info for the project. So here’s to hard working, dwarves, and donuts. Hazaa!